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For some reason I keep coming back to this one and rewatching it. I don't know if it's the fact that my friends and I now use these accents when we go grab burgers, or if I just want to watch it again because it still makes me laugh.. Either way, 5*. Awesome work!

That was amazing. Thank you for dedicating so much time and resources to this project dude. I can see now why you ran a kickstarter for this. Kudos. 5*s.



I quite literally lost all sense of composure when that happened. Thank you for the laughs! Hilarious series! It's a shame that some dude has stolen the views from the first Failtalities flash you made. :( It has like 2.8m views now.

Anyway, hilarious flash. Can't wait to see the rest of your stuff!

R1665 responds:


He had my permission to upload it to YouTube.


Recent Game Reviews

36 Game Reviews

Beautifully fun Isaac-like with tight controls and really fun gameplay where you actually FEEL the progression as you climb the tower.

If this were finished and available on Steam, I would gladly pay for this.

Epic work, Paulfromsmite.

paulfromsmite responds:

Thanks for the review!


Awesome game, clear instructions, awesome minigames, realistic achievements. Brilliant.

One thing though.. The credits don't appear to contain the name of the song playing during the CAST screen at the end.. Anyone got any ideas? Developer dude? Halp!

Wiesi responds:

Oh thats "Keep Me Hanging On 16bit", you can find that song in the NG Audio Portal! I think I just forgot to put it into the credits.. Here's the URL: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/497166

Recent Audio Reviews

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Holy crap this must have taken you ages to put together! O_O

PDStep22 responds:

Glad you like it, it took me a whole night, and hundreds of replays, but it could have been way more tedious if not for my somewhat good hearing. (You should listen to the original if you haven't)

This sounds super fun! It reminds me of something you'd hear in Wizards and Warriors on the NES!

gdalkali responds:

Ohhh!! That's the game you made that one remix of! Glad to know you like it mate! :D

I love how the drums sound in this! So clean! <3

I wish the pitch-bends were in the intro though, although I know how hard it can be to do those in certain VSTs/plugins. :(

Recent Art Reviews

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I love this. I'm getting a very neo-future-cop-Ryu vibe from him. Awesome ink work dude!

Here's an honest criticism for you, unlike what you left for me on something I actually worked hard to make.

MS paint base 10 second job with no effort made, what-so-ever, to present the world with something worthwhile. Absolute crap. Blam this immediately, please, newgrounds.

for the record, this guy voted my track a zero without leaving any semblance of criticism, constructive or otherwise. Just a zero and a dot in the review section. I truly don't mind if someone dislikes my work, but to vote it zero with no reason other than to be a troll is harmful to the creative community that gives you guys free shit. If I can make my stuff better, I'll do anything I can, hence why CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is so important. If you can give me an idea as to how to improve something you hate, maybe I can improve it in such a way that you like it? Who knows unless you actually tell us.

And before you ask, yes. I'm mad.

EDIT: Ooooo edgy. Troll account needs to try harder. See me after class. <3

Josef-Eliasson responds:

This was not made in MS paint. You cannot tell which program was used to create a picture just by looking at it.

JJ is truely beautiful and not crap.

Blamming is certainly just for the flash portal. On the art portal there is something called approved artists. It works like a filter that gives real artists permission to the art portal. I do not have that which means this is not even on the art portal. You should not beg about lower grades if the submission already has the lowerest.

It is sad that you have got a review that pissed you off. I know how it feels now when I have got this review from you. I can just say that I have never reviewed your stuff nor voted on them. This probably just makes you more upset.

Also, along with this long review you have left me you did not include any hint of constructive criticism. I do not want constructive criticism but treat others a way you clearly state is wrong can get people a bit upset.


Oh, it's ok, I didn't want to sleep anyway.


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