Total Medals Earned: 2,262 (From 465 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,515 Points
Medals Earned: 9/16 (145/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose Wilson too early.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/135 points)
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/30 points)
The Game Is Under construction!
Meet The Game Developer
Died on the game
Trophy
Nice one
Nice 2
Medals Earned: 6/13 (160/330 points)
Score at least 5000 points in 60s mode
Create a chain of at least 8 hearts
Score at least 15000 points in 60s mode
Create a chain of at least 12 hearts
Score at least 20 000 points in 60s mode
Create a chain of at least 14 hearts
Score at least 5000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 5000 points in Challenge mode
Score at least 10000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 15000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 15000 points in Challenge mode
Score at least 25000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 30000 points in Challenge mode
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!