Total Medals Earned: 2,266 (From 466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,535 Points
Medals Earned: 10/17 (170/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Changed a color.
Checked the More Games.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)
Not as great as queen, but sadly that ending was cut out.
Arranged marriage.
Love blooming in the garden.
Time to celebrate! Sounds like a good time for cake.
Lovely ladies.
Studies in love and friendship.
Medals Earned: 6/27 (40/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/195 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Read The Story
Check The Credits
Beat The Level 1 Par Time
Beat The Level 2 Par Time
Beat The Level 3 Par Time
Beat The Level 4 Par Time
Beat The Level 5 Par Time
Medals Earned: 8/19 (80/445 points)
kick 500 bricks overall
beat first level
kick 100 bricks in one level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
reach 1000m mark
get an additional life
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/125 points)
Reclaim you sunglasses
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/75 points)