JBeat2k9's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[There's No Coffee in Hell]

After reading the author comments section, I started enjoying this piece a hundred times more. I can imagine a video/flash/movie where all you see is a person standing there, everything going wrong around them at the time of day passes them by. The snooze button hit one too many times, the "Oh, ffs." look on their face as they shower late, drive to work stuck in traffic, get to work late, in boss' office with the same expression as they get chewed out, the copier blasting toner all over them, the coffee break surrounded by chatty gossipers, being asked to work late, working late, getting home just in time to go to bed, lather, rinse and repeat.

I genuinely hope that someone uses this with your description in mind. It's truly brilliant, and you can tell that you've had genuine training as a student of jazz. You can hear the influences, but you've still managed to make something very original.

Thank you for making this.

sleepFacingWest responds:

Thanks! I wasn't a very good student of jazz, just very serious. I bailed towards the end and concentrated my efforts on contemporary concert music instead. I understand jazz theory, but I'll never be hired to play bebop.

[Paradise]

Absolutely bloody flawless. The melodies were awesome, the drop was sick, and you truly did the original "Lucky Star" justice with this one!

Love it!

[{LSF} ~ Night Void]

I thought I'd pop my head in the door and check out your stuff after the awesome review you left me, and I'm damn glad I did. Trance is a passion of mine, and you've outright nail'd it.

The intro and initial buildup tease you just enough that when the beat drops, you're already nodding your head. The intro and melody to this one genuinely gave me goosebumps.

Considering you used FL for this, and knowing just how hard it is to master and EQ trance properly using it, my proverbial and actual hat come off to you. Awesome work. A well-deserved vote of 5 out of 5.

The ending tailed off and ended the track beautifully, and everything sounds super-clean. Kudos, well done, and I can't wait to hear more from you!

K0DeX

[Moon Does Shine On]

Dude this is SICK! O_O I *LIKE* hardstyle, but I *LOVE* this! The melody and hook are crazy professional sounding! Awesome work!

HazardOxyde responds:

:Edited: We got a good dude In here, Keeping It Real!

[Charlie Bit Me (200bpm Remix)]

Aphex quality.

This track actually made me lol, rock out, and awe'd me out enough to give it a 10. I must say, as a musician myself, something like this takes time. LOTS AND LOTS OF TIME.

The effecting, the chopping, the distortion, etc.

This truly it in a league of it's own. By the end, when the jungle(ish) beat starts in the background/midground, I'm actually laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I'm downloading this, putting it on my daily playlist, and recommending it to all my friends.

Nicely done, Mr-Dogshit. Nicely done indeed. :) Me likey.